"I asked but it said that there is no point venturing into apparel, the better suited option is to open a bakery," the young man behind me said into his phone. We were in a slow queue boarding a flight... the kind of slow that only IndiGo manages, where the first call is already the "last and final call" and you are trhough security and standing in the aerobridge wondering how it is possible to be both at the gate and nowhere near the aircraft.
The next few sentences were also about business ideas, and from his side of the conversation, it was clear that both of them trusted the advice they were discussing. There was a third party whose guidance they were weighing seriously. A mentor, I assumed. Someone who had been in business. Someone who knew the market.
It was almost a full minute before I realised the trusted party was ChatGPT.
What surprised me was not that two young people were discussing vague business ideas in an aerobridge. We have all done that. The age where "let us do something" is a complete business plan is a real and necessary age. What surprised me was who they were asking.
The conversation continued for the 10 to 15 minutes it took us to board. And trhough those 15 minutes, I watched three things happen in real time that I had previously only described in theory. I had written earlier about what I called the three characters of AI: IKIA (It Knows It All), the Yes Man, and the Eloquent Speaker. What I saw in that aerobridge was all three, working together, on one person, in one conversation.
Actually, let me stop here and be more precise about what I mean. Because I am not saying the advice was necessarily wrong. A bakery might genuinely be a better business than an apparel store for certain cities, certain budgets, certain people. What I am saying is something different: the trust was disproportionate. The kind of trust you extend to someone who has skin in the game. The kind you reserve for a person who has failed at something similar and come back to tell you why.
The FirstCry franchise observation is reasonable, actually. Mother and child care spending is increasing. That is a real trend; India's organised baby care market crossed Rs 18,000 crore last year and is growing. But a car detailing store in a mall. In Delhi. I am not sure ChatGPT has ever spent time looking for parking in Saket or tried to get a vehicle into a basement in Vasant Kunj. Delhi does not have space even in the basement, and no user is particularly interested in exploring a basement to get their car cleaned. That is my personal opinion. But it is a personal opinion that comes from having lived here.
ChatGPT has not lived anywhere.